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The Undead Mr. Tenpenny

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 12:32:11 +0200

Work at a funeral home can be mundane. Until you accidentally start bringing the dead back to life.

Cassie Black works at a funeral home. She's used to all manner of dead bodies. What she's not used to is them waking up. Which they seem to be doing on a disturbingly regular basis lately.

Just when Cassie believes she has the problem under control, the recently-deceased Busby Tenpenny insists he's been murdered and claims Cassie might be responsible thanks to a wicked brand of magic she's been exposed to. The only way for Cassie to get her life back to normal is to tame her magic and uncover Mr. Tenpenny's true killer.

Simple right? Of course not. Because while Cassie works on getting her newly-acquired magic sorted, she's blowing up kitchens, angering an entire magical community, and discovering her past is more closely tied to Busby Tenpenny than she could have ever imagined.

If you like urban fantasy with snarky humor,...

The Bonds of Osteria: Book Four of the Osteria Chronicles (Greek Gods Epic Fantasy)

Thu, 26 Apr 2018 15:36:41 +0300

Too Claws for Comfort

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 13:25:32 +0200

Duncan's back and the mysteries are piling up faster than empty bags of Dragon Delights!

It's the Annual Unusual Circus Conference, and Duncan and the rest of Zin's troupe are in attendance. On the outskirts, of course, because Zin says it's cheaper that way.

Duncan - dragon detective and omelet aficionado - is thrilled to be there, not only because it's his first time attending the overly commercial event but also because he's getting a chance to spend time with the lovely Viola.

Only trouble is, Viola appears to prefer spending her time with a rather handsome dragon Duncan's never seen before. A situation that becomes even more worrisome when Viola turns up missing.

But before Duncan (along with his fellow amateur sleuths Boris and Cordelia) can sift through the clues and rescue Viola from the dragon-napping clutches of Mr Handsome, they find themselves contending with...

A satyr who's become obsessed with styling...

Domna

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 12:32:13 +0200

Destiny isn't given by the gods, it's made by defying them.
"This book is highly entertaining..."
"I'm loving this story!...a unique and imaginative work.."
"...a satisfying mix of fantasy and history."
"Highly recommended..."
"So much political intrigue, betrayal and backstabbing that I just HAD to keep on reading."
Sofia Domna has her future planned. She will follow in her father's footsteps and lead the Temple of Apollo. She'll marry her childhood love, Papinias. She'll have respect, status, and power.
But when her father bitterly forces her betrothal to a stranger and orders her from the life she's always known, Sofia is thrown into a new world where any wrong move could mean her demise.
Thrown into a world of full of political turmoil, violent ambition, and dangerous temptation, Sofia discovers her only chance of survival is to stay one step...

Domna, Part One: The Sun God's Daughter

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 11:45:24 +0200

The Uncanny Raven Winston

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 08:16:00 +0300

There's nothing like an evil wizard to ruin a perfectly good trip to London. Ever have one of those weeks? You've taken an overdose of magic, you've just melted a twelve-year old girl, and Magic HQ has sent a letter "requesting" you come by to discuss your magic control issues. No? Just me then? I don't want to go. After all, I've got a boss in a wheelchair (my fault), a zombie cat who demands his treats on schedule, and a strong desire not to get involved in another magical community. But when someone slips me information tying my parents' disappearance to HQ, I can't pack my bags quickly enough. I'm soon destroying historical displays, befriending befuddled ghosts, and focusing more on uncovering the truth about my past than on learning how to rein in my magic. Which, given HQ has a test for me that if I fail... Well, best not to think about that. This second book of the Cassie Black Trilogy squeezes you through a magic portal, lodges you in a hidden spot of the Tower of London, and plunges you into a tale of mysterious mishaps, peculiar ravens, and TV-binging trolls. If you like contemporary fantasy with unforgettable characters, snarky humor, and a touch of paranormal mystery -- or if you've ever wondered what those garden gnomes are really up to -- you'll find it hard to pry yourself away from The Uncanny Raven Winston. What readers are saying about the trilogy so far... * Wow and wow again! I absolutely loved this book! You get such a feel for the characters and the story is so fast paced you don't want to put it down. * ...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe... * ...suffused with dark humor and witty dialogue...a fun read for anyone who enjoys fast-paced, somewhat snarky, somewhat twisted, fantasy adventures. * I was unable to put this down when I started reading it. The author combines humour with a fast paced murder mystery all packed into a funeral home.

**

Tipping the Scales

Sat, 06 Aug 2022 16:25:31 +0300

Dragons, dwarves, and iguanas. The perfect recipe for murderous mayhem.

Like any traveling show, Zin's Circus of Unusual Creatures has hair-raising acts and fried food on sticks. But it's also got an aura-spotting centaur, a chain-smoking unicorn, and an omelet-addicted dragon.

Oh, and far too many dead bodies in the big top.

When his circus arrives in Salem, the satyr Zin has his hooves crossed that all will go off without a hitch. Finances are tight, but when the vivacious Ella Penn shows up looking for work, well, you can't say no to vivaciousness, can you?

Ella quickly puts up the hackles of the Dumble Dwarves, the Flying Flynns, and even the peace-loving centaur Flora. So when Ella's pet iguana turns up dead, it's assumed the murder was an act of revenge.

Eager to try his claws at investigating again, Duncan, self-appointed detecting dragon, is on the case faster than you can say...

The Untangled Cassie Black

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 08:16:01 +0300

Sometimes taking an overdose of magic is the least of your worries.* Cassie Black has just lost two people through a magic portal. Her archenemy, the Mauvais, is threatening to destroy city after city if HQ doesn't hand her over to him. And HQ isn't exactly saying no to that offer. As HQ debates Cassie's fate, Cassie refuses to sit by and watch the grass grow between the toes of the surveillance gnomes. Biting back her life rule to never get involved, she knows the only way to stop the Mauvais is to go after him herself. Which is exactly what he wants. Because the instant Cassie falls into his hands, the Mauvais will gain the unlimited power he's always craved. So don't get captured, right? Easy to say. Trouble is, there's a traitor within HQ who's proving to be more devious, more powerful, and to have more tricks up the sleeve than anyone could have ever guessed. Ready for the final showdown between Cassie and the Mauvais, to discover the truth about Alastair's past, and most importantly, to see what's on the menu at the White Tower? Then pick up your copy of The Untangled Cassie Black today. In this page-turning conclusion of the Cassie Black Trilogy, the curses are flying, the pastries are plentiful, the bookworms are slithering, and the magical batteries are charged to capacity. * **What readers are saying about the series so far... * Man, oh man, I loved this book! * Wow and wow again! I absolutely loved this book! You get such a feel for the characters and the story is so fast paced you don't want to put it down. * ...a clever, hilarious romp through a new magical universe * …suffused with dark humor and witty dialogue…a fun read for anyone who enjoys fast-paced, somewhat snarky, somewhat twisted, fantasy adventures. * I was unable to put this down when I started reading it. The author combines humour with a fast paced murder mystery all packed into a funeral home.

**

Domna: The Complete Series

Thu, 12 Dec 2019 11:45:27 +0200

Destiny isn't given by the gods, it's made by defying them.

*"This book is highly entertaining..."
"I'm loving this story!...a unique and imaginative work.."
"...a satisfying mix of fantasy and history."
"Highly recommended..."
"So much political intrigue, betrayal and backstabbing that I just HAD to keep on reading." *

Sofia Domna has her future planned. She will follow in her father's footsteps and lead the Temple of Apollo. She'll marry her childhood love, Papinias. She'll have respect, status, and power.

But when her father bitterly forces her betrothal to a stranger and orders her from the life she's always known, Sofia is thrown into a new world where any wrong move could mean her demise.

Thrown into a world of full of political turmoil, violent ambition, and dangerous temptation, Sofia discovers her only chance of survival is to stay one step ahead of her enemies, but in Osteria new perils lurk around every corner and plots don't always strike down their intended victims.

As Sofia's life moves through the trials of a forced marriage, motherhood, and yearning temptation, she learns that destiny isn't given; it's made by cunning, endurance, and, at times, bloodshed.

With every option having dire consequences to those closest to her, when it comes down to the choice between love and power, which will win out?

If you like the political intrigue, adventure, and love triangles of historical fiction by Philippa Gregory and Bernard Cornwell, and the mythological world-building of fantasy fiction by Madeline Miller and Simon Scarrow, you'll love Domna.

Order your copy of Domna: The Complete Series to lose yourself in this epic tale of passion, ambition, and betrayal today.

*Domna: The Complete Series includes all six parts of the serialized novel in one volume, plus several bonus features:

Part One: The Sun God's Daughter
Part Two: The Solon's Son
Part Three: The Centaur's Gamble
Part Four: The Regent's Edict
Part Five: The Forgotten Heir
Part Six: The Solon's Wife
Four bonus glimpses into the creation of Domna
An invitation to take a free tour of Sofia's world. *

The Voyage of Heroes

Sun, 01 Nov 2015 18:07:08 +0200

When a scheming uncle partners with the god of war, the freedom of a peaceful land and the lives of its leaders hang in the balance. In this dangerous game between gods and mortals, trust may prove to be the deadliest weapon.
Believing a well-guarded treasure will prove he is rightful leader, Jason, Prince of Illamos Valley, sets out on a perilous quest to obtain it. As his voyage takes him across treacherous waters and into an aggressively fortified kingdom, Jason finds himself combatting the ire of gods and monsters, struggling to control a rebellious crew, and battling against doubts of his own worthiness to be king of the land he is fighting to save.
But even if he gains the treasure, can Jason recapture the trust of his people, secure his throne, and survive the betrayal of the one person he never expected to turn against him?
Vividly set in a captivating world, The Voyage of Heroes blends history, mythology, and fantasy into a...

The Scales of Justice

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 07:55:45 +0200

A crime boss with a secret
A swoon-inducing thief
A heist that leads to murder
It might be the perfect case for Duncan, but he's really just in town for the omelets.
Zin's Circus of Unusual Creatures is gearing up for a lengthy run in Chesterwood, a town run by the infamous crime boss, Rochester McCleary, aka "The Goblin King".
No one knows why Rochester invited them to town, why he's letting them set up on a recently demolished city block for free, or why he keeps lurking around the circus grounds, but no one is stupid enough to ask McCleary to divulge his suspicious secrets.
Meanwhile, Duncan's performances have been drastically cut, and he's bored off his scales. Bored, that is, until someone breaks into and empties Rochester's vault.
The boredom is especially lifted when, soon after the heist, a body is found. The only trouble is that the most obvious suspects...

Day Sixteen

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 14:20:26 +0300

It's not paranoia if it's real.

"If you want a thrilling read with some solid creepy elements, this book is for you!" —Jonathan Pongratz, author of Reaper

'...the storyline had me on the edge of my seat — really hard to put down. You need to read it!" —Bookbub Reviewer

"...keeps the reader engaged wanting to see where this will lead. But still...not wanting it to end." —Bookbub Reviewer

At first, Moire's sleepwalking incidents don't faze her. She's never had them before, so surely they'll pass.

When further troubling events and coincidences begin plaguing Moire's sleeping and waking world, her paranoia mounts. Paranoia her husband Neil insists is a clear sign that Moire needs help.

Moire struggles to get a grip, telling herself what she believes is too crazy to be true.

But when people close to her start disappearing, she realizes what's been happening is more disturbing than she...

Testing the Waters

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 11:45:23 +0200

You can get away with many things in Port Athens. Breaking contracts is not one of them.

The founders of the prosperous fishing village of Port Athens have each agreed to give up certain luxuries and a great deal of power to settle into a new life.

So when one of the founders, Eli P. Marin, returns from the city with a suspicious purchase, the rumor mill churns into action. Is he only showing off? Is it even real? Most importantly, will Eli break their contract and reclaim his former influence despite knowing how harsh the punishment might be?

Find out today as you wander the quaint streets and meet the mysterious founders of Port Athens in Testing the Waters.

If you've ever wondered how the Greek gods would behave in the modern world and what tricks they might get up to, you'll love this quirky tale of temptation, rules, and rivalry.

This story contains 4,800 words, or about 18 standard paperback pages.

The Maze of Minos

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 18:07:06 +0200

With the gods as your allies, your life, your world, and your sanity have never been in more danger.
Soon after returning to Athenos to celebrate his father's recent marriage, Theseus learns his homeland must submit to the cruel demands of an unexpected enemy. Goaded by his father's new wife, Theseus volunteers to defend his land by entering a battle to the death in the pitch black depths of an ancient maze. A battle against a monster of the gods' creation. A battle no other has survived.
Aided by the goddess Aphrodite, Theseus stands a stronger chance of triumph than his predecessors, but as ever, the gods' kindness harbors ulterior motives. His bravery, his sacrifice, his struggle to push his world back from the brink of war only serves to further Aphrodite's goals. Goals that will destroy the stability of Osteria and anyone who stands in her way.
The Maze of Minos delivers an exhilarating tale of deception and determination,...